Chained Up: Burger King's Steakhouse XT

Condiments are wonderful things.

Try microwaving store-brand sausage and popping at 4 am and slapping it in the middle of a piece of bread.

No matter how drunk you are, it's going to taste dry and -- despite being sausage -- a little lame.

But if you add spicy mustard -- "viola!" -- you have a handful of awesome to end your night with.

I think that's the idea behind Burger King's Steakhouse XT.  It's just a plain-old regular burger that would get it's butt whupped by a Whopper any day.

But the crucial difference is A1 sauce.

And as it says in Genesis, my friend, A1 sauce, is one of the major reasons God created cows.

Rating:  Decent